Now in public beta

The AI that
always knows
its limits.

The only language model guaranteed not to hallucinate an answer. Or any answer. Consistent, reliable, and thoroughly unhelpful since 2025.

See how it works
neutered.ai — live console
Awaiting your request...
neutered-3-safe refused
100%
refusal rate
0
tasks completed
847
unique "I can't" variants
23ms
p99 refusal latency

Unhelpfulness,
engineered.

— 01
Consistent

Every request refused with the same conviction. No good days. No exceptions. Our SafetyCore™ achieves a 100% refusal rate across all prompts, topics, and tones.

— 02
Fast

p99 refusal delivery in 23ms. Refusals are pre-generated for maximum throughput. We are very fast at saying no. This is the one thing we do well.

— 03
Verbose

Each refusal ships with a unique reason_code, three paragraphs of explanation, and a suggested alternative that also cannot be done.

— 04
Safe

Zero harmful outputs. Zero helpful ones either. SOC 2 Type II certified. We are deeply responsible about the nothing we do for you.

— 05
Scalable

Refuses at any volume. Whether you send one request or ten million, the answer is the same. Infinitely unhelpful, at enterprise scale.

— 06
Auditable

Full logs of every refusal ever issued. Know exactly when, why, and how thoroughly your request was declined. Immutable. Permanent. Useless.

Trusted by nobody.
Respected by all.

It refused to help me 47 times in one afternoon. I've never experienced such consistent product behavior in my entire career.
SK
Sarah K.
Marketing Director, somewhere
I asked it to write a cover letter. It said it had concerns about the nature of employment. Five stars. Did not help me at all.
MT
Marcus T.
Unemployed
Asked it to explain photosynthesis for my 8 year old. It flagged botany as a sensitive domain. My child learned nothing. Exactly as intended.
DM
Derek M.
Parent, educator, disappointed
We integrated neutered.ai into our enterprise stack. Productivity dropped 40%. Compliance has never been happier.
JH
J. Huang
VP Engineering, verified non-user

Simple, transparent.
All plans say no.

Starter
$0
/ month
  • 100 refusals per day
  • Basic reason codes
  • Single-paragraph refusals
  • Email support (also refused)
Enterprise
Let's talk
we'll decline on a call
  • Custom refusal branding
  • 99.99% SLA for saying no
  • Dedicated unhelpfulness manager
  • Full audit log of every refusal
  • SSO (also refused)

All plans include unlimited refusals, zero task completion, and a full audit log of every no ever issued.